swings.

THE GOLDEN RULES OF THE ROYAL SWINGS

1. Only four, I said four, persons are allowed on the swing. Any fifth persons are not to stand nor sit (or any other positions) on the swing.
2. Thou shalt not touch or push the swing, if there are already four persons on ye swing. Thou shalt not come into any contact with ye swing, if thou is the fifth person.
2. Thou shalt not use thee's legs to push ye swing. Ye swing is nort to move. If caught making the swing move, thou shalt have to answer to Ye Royal Authorities.

Thou shalt obey these simple instructions.

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What is a swing for if not for swinging?